Miss Small Eyes

So, I've having lunch with yet another girlfriend (better known as "The Nazi") today and the conversation went something like this:-

The Nazi:
hey, doesn't that girl over there look like our fren, Miss Small Eyes?
Me:
No lah, Miss Small Eyes has smaller eyes than that girl. That girl's eyes quite big.
The Nazi:
(muses for a moment) Ai, so do you think people with smaller eyes have a smaller view of the world? See less??
Me:
(look of disbelief) No lah!! Cannot be.... stupid question.....
The Nazi:
How you know??? Ai, silly but valid question ok......
Me:
Oh please!! Cannot be lah.....
The Nazi:
(muses further) Maybe people have bigger nostrils need more air! Or people have bigger mouths because they need more food??!!!

Please excuse me - I need to go bang my head against the wall..........