I am NOT your waitress!!

This, pisses me off BIG TIME. The one thing about my type of job that I absolutely abhor.

I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE/WAITRESS/SERVANT/CARPARK ATTENDANT. If you can't find parking in the building, go park somewhere else nearby. If you dun like the food provided at lunch, deal with it. And if you really want a SLAVE/WAITRESS/CARPARK ATTENDANT, go hire someone else.

I don't f***-ing care about sucking up to you in any way or form. I don't even care that you are some CEO or whatever big shot company and have only had foie gras for lunch. Your tastes/lunch preferences are of very little consequence to me. Oh, in case you haven't noticed, the highlight of this is the meeting, not the lunch??

I'm sorry I can't understand your $90 sushi taste 'coz I've mostly had $1.90 plates from Sakae Sushi so far. They taste pretty good to me. But then again, how would I know right??? My tastes are so plebian compared to YOURS.

Oh btw, did I mention I only have an $18 working lunch budget? U can bring your own $90 sushi if my $1.90 plate is really that offensive to your tastebuds.